sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like
that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.
OMG THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE PLEASE EVERYONE DONT WEAR YOUR CONTACTS THIS IS SO DANGEROUS